Uncle Huhu's Knock Knock City Jokes
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When asked how her blind date with the giant termite turned out, The Dutchess of Hu said, "Boring, boring, boring!"
Who's there?
June.
June who?
Ju need to be so annoying?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Deesa.
Deesa who?
Deesapear and don't come back!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Juicer.
Juicer who?
Ju serve tea with desert?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
My key doesn't fit in my keyhole!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jenny.
Jenny who?
Je need any help finding the tiny dressing room?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Go start the show, the crowd's waiting.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
I've invested all my money in magic props.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yuki.
Yuki who?
You keep on saying the same boring things
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
I dumped all my problems in your lap.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hide out.
Hide out who?
Hi doubt you can stop being annoying?
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Who's there?
Ivory.
Ivory who?
I've returned to the place of my birth.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
We're wolfing down Christmas dinner.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a way to fix these broken ornaments?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie more Nothing left in that tube?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Thumb.
Thumb who?
Thumb times I just don't know about you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jubilee.
Jubilee who?
Ju believe me when I told you about Voice Throw?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jano.
Jano who?
Ja notice how easy it is to get past Security?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Seagull.
Seagull who?
See gull, see boy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Da cuckoo fell out of da clock!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Minviz.
Minviz who?
'Minvizible. Help!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice once won't you be quiet?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one here but me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jefferson.
Jefferson who?
Jefferson yourself on a sundeck.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Edible.
Edible who?
Edibaloney sandwich for lunch.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donate.
Donate who?
Doan ate the peas. while Doan's brother ate the carrots.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shelia.
Shelia who?
She loves to play the piano.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Attitude.
Attitude who?
Added two dimes and got twenty cents
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Henna.
Henna who?
Henna thing you want.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue or someone else?
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Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin case you forgot.
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Who's there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany good jellybeans lately?
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Who's there?
Deny.
Deny who?
Denight is when destars shine.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sammy.
Sammy who?
Sam me or you in this picture?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda why you keep forgetting to clean your room.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah nuther piece of pie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the worst case of Toxic Obnoxic I've ever seen.
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Who's there?
Winner.
Winner who?
Winner you gonna stop being so annoying?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard we gonna get you to eat your vegetables?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bottomless.
Bottomless who?
Bottom lessons in tennis for his birthday?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Didjeridoo.
Didjeridoo who?
Did you redo all that you had done?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier breath and stop complaining.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie have tried and many have failed.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver time was taken up doing invisibility experiments.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar if she knows how to catch a Noise Thief.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Energy.
Energy who?
In her jean jacket, she looks like Mother Huhu.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and get over here!